Joshua Worth
⚡🛠️💣🤖🧠🚧
⚙️ Elevator constructor. 🤖 Problem-solver. 🧠 Certified hoistway philosopher.
🛠️ About Me
Built from caffeine, spite, and electrical tape. 🧃⚡ I don’t read manuals — they read me. If it buzzes, blinks, or breaks, I’ll probably fix it while muttering ancient curses and slapping it once for good measure. 🧙♂️🪛
People say I “just get it,” but it’s probably trauma and years of roasting breakers until they behave. 🔥🔌 I’m 60% problem-solving, 30% sarcasm, and 10% duct tape. 🧠🗯️📦
📊 Vital Stats
- 🧲 Favorite tool: Whatever’s not in the truck right now.
- 🧯 OSHA violations witnessed: Classified. 🚫
- ⚰️ Times I’ve said “this is fine” when it wasn’t: ∞
- 🔧 Fastest fix time: 4 seconds (if you count duct-taping the alarm button)
- 🔩 Last words before every job: “Yeah this should work.”
- ☠️ Personal motto: “If it ain’t broke, I haven’t touched it yet.”