Joshua Worth

⚡🛠️💣🤖🧠🚧

⚙️ Elevator constructor. 🤖 Problem-solver. 🧠 Certified hoistway philosopher.

Joshua Worth
📸 This is the look of someone who’s rewired a controller with two zip ties and a prayer.

🛠️ About Me

Built from caffeine, spite, and electrical tape. 🧃⚡ I don’t read manuals — they read me. If it buzzes, blinks, or breaks, I’ll probably fix it while muttering ancient curses and slapping it once for good measure. 🧙‍♂️🪛

People say I “just get it,” but it’s probably trauma and years of roasting breakers until they behave. 🔥🔌 I’m 60% problem-solving, 30% sarcasm, and 10% duct tape. 🧠🗯️📦

📊 Vital Stats

  • 🧲 Favorite tool: Whatever’s not in the truck right now.
  • 🧯 OSHA violations witnessed: Classified. 🚫
  • ⚰️ Times I’ve said “this is fine” when it wasn’t: ∞
  • 🔧 Fastest fix time: 4 seconds (if you count duct-taping the alarm button)
  • 🔩 Last words before every job: “Yeah this should work.”
  • ☠️ Personal motto: “If it ain’t broke, I haven’t touched it yet.”

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© 2025 Joshua Worth – Built by hand, humor, and a healthy disrespect for bad UX. 🛠️🧠 No warranties, no regrets.